I'll taking "Offenses that escalated quickly" for $10

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05/20/2015 at 21:44 • Filed to: None

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I never looked that closely at the old parking ticket I used as a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Upon checking it, it appears the spelling impaired parking Nazi initially wrote the ticket for “A DUI” instead of “AUDI”. I plead not guilty.

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/20/2015 at 21:46

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/20/2015 at 21:46

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Cheapest DUI ticket ever, though.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/20/2015 at 21:47

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Since “A Dui” is definitely a kind of car. Does it list your plate number? Or did they write “A Motel” or something?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
05/20/2015 at 21:51

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Also true.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > MLGCarGuy
05/20/2015 at 21:51

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680
05/20/2015 at 21:52

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It listed my plate number correctly, though past ones have screwed it up.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/20/2015 at 21:56

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk.


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/21/2015 at 21:37

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Why are you rocking Belgium police cars in your photo?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > KatzManDu
05/21/2015 at 21:38

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Because Belgium is the only country I’ve found thus far that uses my car as a police car.


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
05/21/2015 at 21:41

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I’m willing to wager that Germany and France has A8s as unmarked cars for VIPs and senior staff.

I think the local branches of the Police just get cars from local dealerships where they can get the best deals. Depending upon the jurisdiction I see vehicles ranging from Volvos to SEAT to Jettas and BMWs.

The king’s ride here in Belgium is a Q7 or Q5. He was visiting a museum across the street from me when they had a grand opening (he also has a license plate “A-1” or similar on his car.)